Oh, to be a goldfish
inside a plastic bag,
the water getting hotter,
a lack of air to make me gag,
On my way to a make-do fishbowl
cleaned with Windex and a rag,
eating my own feces
till my fins begin to sag.
I'll swim around in circles
with only one thing to make me stop.
A death brought on by gross neglect
will float me to the top.
Unnoticed, several days I'm sure,
I'll rigor as I float,
and the rotting in my body
will make me stink and bloat.
And when the stench can get no worse
and I've lost my golden blush,
too late I get attention
as they eulogize me with a flush.